I hang my head today as I report to you the worst news in the history of news.
A Back to the Future remake starring Shia LaBeouf is rumored. It will be directed by Steven Spielberg, a producer of the original trilogy.
Honestly, it almost seems like an insult to Robert Zemeckis. The guy is still alive.
I think I'll go kill myself now.
This may have been an April Fools joke. God, I hope so.