Jonah Hex Teaser Rises

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW BADLY I WANT TO SEET HIS MOVIE.

Review: TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the movie with the lowest I.Q. that has even been made. But I think it is safe to assume that if you are going to see a movie based in a toy line, about giant robots smashing each other, you are not expecting to find anything intelligent, logical, coherent or challenging in it. Therefore I will not be as harsh as I would like to be as I review this film.

Upcoming Film: Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

So here come some more Transformers. If you don't know what a Transformer is... its a truck that transforms into a gigantic sentiant robot (or vice-versa). This is the sequel. Expect larger truck-robots, more Megan Fox and less hands for Shia Labeouf. And of course mind blowing effects, awesome cameos, good jokes, and explosions galore.

It probably will mean nothing to you, but you sure as hell will enjoy it.

For now, here is a trailer.

Review: HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS & ALIENATE PEOPLE

It's funny, and a bit unexpected, but Simon Pegg and Kirsten Dunst worked really well together in this.

That's the reason the movie is good.

It's a simple story. Sidney Young (Simon Pegg) is a shlub from England who has always dreamed of hanging out with famous people. He's the son of an actress, and he has grown up watching these glamorous people on TV, and wanting to live 'the high life', just like them.

Also, he's kind of an idiot, and creates more awkward situations than Mike Birbiglia.